Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
Why did you say it as a joke?
C'mon. Answer it.
she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong.