Tales from an Oceanheart

evilspice:

this is the most amazing sentence i’ve read

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stormwaterwitch:

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neilnevins:

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

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Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

Why did you say it as a joke?

C'mon. Answer it.

she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong. 

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ferociouslys:

when ur born and your parents give u an assigned gender & matching name

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uuaghh:

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